That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up.
That awkward moment when somebody catches you talking to yourself.
"Maybe you’d get your work done quicker if you turned off that computer."
That awkward moment when you break something
And walk away like nothing happened.
I cant stand when people say a baby’s age in months after a year old.
the parent is like “yeah he’s 29 months old.”
Bitch don’t make me do math.
When someone says they like your favorite band more than you do
WTF is now a part of the dictionary!
Does that mean we can use it for our homework?